Little Perv Gets More Than He Asked For

I know this little creep always drapes out in the parking lot and then lies down under lady's car - to get run-over when they drive home. And now Im going to train him a lesson! As I treatment my car I see him go into hiding instantaneously and I know he laid down under my tire... so I get in the car, commence the engine, drive onto his lil' figure - and stop! I get out and explain to him that I know about him and Ill play a game with him now. I drive off him again, grab him and put him in the legroom of the car. Then I put some bungee cords around the tire, grab the little perv and attach him to the tire. I get back into the car and start to drive around the parking lot... very slow in the beginning... then a little faster... mercilessly crushing his tiny body more and more under the tire! In the meantime, Im enjoying myself and singing along as I crush him... bump... bump... bump...