Sex Addicts Anonymous

So you?ve eventually determined to get treatment for your hookup addiction. You obviously weren?t too serious about getting help if you choose me as your therapist. How could you concentrate on recovery when your doctor looks like this? No matter. I?ve come up with an experimental treatment I?m going to try on you. It?s simple really; you relinquish control over your own cock by masturbating to me every day. It?s more expensive than most therapy, but don?t worry too much about that. You?re clearly very sick and need this.