Sweaty Facesitting After A Long Run

Come on, run a little swifter loser - you dont want to keep me waiting, do you?! That was a nice run, wasnt it? And Im pretty sweaty now as well! Come on, lie down in the back of my van - Ill now strangle you under my sweaty butt - some more breath training wont do any harm! Oh, are you fighting already? Well, thats bad luck, Ill keep sitting on your face for a little longer... but dont worry, Ill get up just in time, so you can get through! Thats you fate, loser... I wouldnt sit down on a real guy's face and throttle him under my sweaty butt... but on a losers face for sure - making fun of you and enjoying your suffering!